A Lesson the New Orleans Arena Could Learn From High School

I spent this morning at Joe Yenni Stadium in Metairie watching my alma mater, Brother Martin, beat Rummel to wrap up a division title and tie a bow around an undefeated regular season (go 'Saders!). If you've never had the pleasure of experiencing the Yenni, it is a rinky-dink shit hole of a high school football stadium. It makes Tad Gormley look like the fucking Taj Mahal. It seats roughly 14 people and it does not even have a Visitors locker room (Brother Martin had to take its halftime at a table that was set up behind one of the end zones - true story). Despite its shortcomings, even this crap hole of a stadium has chili at its concession stands. The concession overlords are being outdone by a HIGH SCHOOL stadium!